{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
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